Philippians 4:4 (New International Version)
Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice!
Easter is the foundation of our faith, it is a joyous
time to celebrate. I thought today we would look at some funny (or maybe not so
funny) Easter jokes.
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won’t give you a
bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it’s your big brother’s
candy!"
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny
with an overstressed person?
A: An Easter basket case!
Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your
mouth?"
A: "Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it
in my ears."
Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously
disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
A: They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in
the fan? A: It took ears off his life!
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny
with Chinese food?
A: Hop suey!
What a great celebration we have because of what Jesus
has done for us. Take today and every day and rejoice and be happy.
Dear Lord we thank You today for the price You paid by being
crucified on the cross and raising from the dead for us. Help us share that joy
with those in our life. In Jesus’ name, Amen.
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