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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Rejoice Always!

Philippians 4:4 (New International Version)
Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice!

Easter is the foundation of our faith, it is a joyous time to celebrate. I thought today we would look at some funny (or maybe not so funny) Easter jokes.

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!"

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
A: An Easter basket case!
Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
A: "Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
A: They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? A: It took ears off his life!
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
A: Hop suey!

What a great celebration we have because of what Jesus has done for us. Take today and every day and rejoice and be happy.

Dear Lord we thank You today for the price You paid by being crucified on the cross and raising from the dead for us. Help us share that joy with those in our life. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

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