Adolescent: A teenager who acts like a baby when you don't treat him like an adult
Babysitter: Someone you pay to watch your television and eat your food
Boy: A noise with dirt on it
Brat: A child that acts like your own but belongs to someone else
Coffee: Break fluid
Dieting: Mind over platter
Diplomacy: The art of letting other people have your own way
Earthquake: A topographical error
Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries
Grandparent: A grandchild's press secretary
Honeymoon: The brief period of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
Millionaire: A billionaire after his taxes are paid
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once
Nostalgia: Living in the past lane
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark
Subdivision: A neighborhood where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them
Tater-Tots: Children of couch potatoes
Will:A dead giveaway
Then our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with shouts of joy; then they said among the nations, “The Lord has done great things for them.”
-Psalm 126:2 (ESV)
Dear Lord we pray that we will take the time to laugh and enjoy life. In Jesus’ name, amen.
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