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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Take Time to Laugh


Adolescent: A teenager who acts like a baby when you don't treat him like an adult

Babysitter: Someone you pay to watch your television and eat your food

Boy: A noise with dirt on it

Brat: A child that acts like your own but belongs to someone else

Coffee: Break fluid

Dieting: Mind over platter

Diplomacy: The art of letting other people have your own way

Earthquake: A topographical error

Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries

Grandparent: A grandchild's press secretary

Honeymoon: The brief period of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math

Millionaire: A billionaire after his taxes are paid

Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once

Nostalgia: Living in the past lane

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark

Subdivision: A neighborhood where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them

Tater-Tots: Children of couch potatoes

Will:A dead giveaway

Then our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with shouts of joy; then they said among the nations, “The Lord has done great things for them.”

-Psalm 126:2 (ESV)

Dear Lord we pray that we will take the time to laugh and enjoy life. In Jesus’ name, amen.

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