1 John 3:1 (New International Version)
See what great love the Father has lavished on us, that
we should be called children of God! And that is what we are! The reason the
world does not know us is that it did not know him.
Service Representative: Hello, you have reached the Heart
Systems Software Company help desk. How may I help you?
Customer: I just received your latest program, JESUSLOVE
v4.0...you know...the freeware. I don't understand it. Can you tell me how to
install it?
Service Representative: Sure thing. Do you have the
installation disk and instructions with you?
Customer: Yes I do, but first can you tell me what the
program does?
Service Representative: Sure thing. JESUSLOVE is a unique
program, there is no other like it in the world. JESUSLOVE attaches to your
operating system and runs silently in the background, you will never see
JESUSLOVE on your monitor or your toolbar, but you will notice its affect on
every application you have. It makes the
good programs run smoother and greatly restricts and/or deletes the bad ones.
Customer: Wow! That sounds great. How does JESUSLOVE make
my machine run smoother?
Service Representative: Well, good sound files, like
COMPLIMENT.WAV, ENCOURAGEMENT.WAV, and
KINDWORD.WAV will play frequently. Also, FORGIVENESS.EXE will be invoked every time there is an external violation,
including the ever-popular syntax errors.
Also, all those aggravating errors that say "unable to
connect" will be avoided. JESUSLOVE allows for a smooth connection with
external devices, regardless of what country it is manufactured in, the brand
name, or the age of the model.
Customer: That's exactly what I need, my machine has been
isolated for too long. But what about
the bad programs?
Service Representative: Good question. JESUSLOVE searches
your memory for programs like HATE.COM, BITTERNESS.EXE, SELFISH.COM, and
SPITE.EXE. These programs can't be entirely
deleted off your hard drive, but JESUSLOVE overpowers those programs.
JESUSLOVE stops their commands from being executed and runs its own
instructions. You will no longer hear INSULT.WAV and you won't be able to write
with the fonts BADWORDS12 or HARSHNESS10.
Customer: That's a fantastic program you have. Are the
upgrades free too?
Service Representative:They sure are.
Customer:How do I get the upgrades?
Service Representative: That's easy. Once you have
JESUSLOVE installed and running, it automatically copies a module, or a piece
of itself, to every External Hard Drive Email And Remote Terminal (HEART) that
it comes in contact with. In turn, those external devices run whatever version
of JESUSLOVE they have and return a module to your HEART. You will be upgraded
with each and every module that you receive. But you have to remember, to
receive the upgrades you have to be running JESUSLOVE and you have to come into
contact with other computers while it is running.
Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I
think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
Service Representative: The first step is to open your
HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs
running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Service Representative: What programs are running, ma'am?
Customer:
Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE,
and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Service Representative: No problem. JESUSLOVE will
automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may
remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
JESUSLOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own
called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and
RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent
JESUSLOVE from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell
me how?
Service Representative: My pleasure. Go to your start
menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this
as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. JESUSLOVE has started
installing itself automatically. Is that
normal?
Service Representative: Yes it is. You should receive a
message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that
message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Service Representative: Yes, but remember that you have
only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to
get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops . . . I have an error message already.
What should I do?
Service Representative: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON
INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
Service Representative: Don't worry, that's a common
problem. It means that the JESUSLOVE program is set up to run on external
HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated
programming things, but in non-technical
terms it means you have to install JESUSLOVE on your own machine before you can
share JESUSLOVE with others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Service Representative: Can you find the directory called
SELF-ACCEPTANCE?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Service Representative: Excellent, you are getting good at
this.
Customer: Thank you.
Service Representative: You're welcome. Click on the
following files and then copy them to the
MYHEART directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT,
and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin
patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE
from all directories, and then empty
your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it
is completely gone and never
comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really
neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that
WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and
CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
Service Representative: Then JESUSLOVE is installed and
running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go
. . .
Customer: Yes?
Service Representative: JESUSLOVE is freeware. Be sure to
share JESUSLOVE and its various modules with everybody you meet. They will in
turn share JESUSLOVE with other people and they will return some really neat
JESUSLOVE modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for showing me how to install
JESUSLOVE!
Dear Lord Thank You for loving us no matter what. WE pray
today that we would take the time to share that love with those around us. In
Jesus’ name, Amen.
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